A school visit to the museum goes terribly awry, we discuss Percy’s role in the invasion of Iraq, and learn UP TO THREE new words or your mattress is free! All this and more in our field trip through The Lightning Thief, Chapter 1: I Accidentally Vaporize My Pre-Algebra Teacher!

The Jackson Two are William Mills and Casey Hills, who rhyme but are not relation. Editing and production is also by Casey.

Our intro music is Good Evening Loop, and our outro is Weekender, both by Serge Quadrado.

Find us on Twitter @The_Jackson_Two, email us at TheJacksonTwoPod@Gmail.com, and find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Semiautomagic for early episodes and exclusive preshows!

Thony and Casey decided to watch every episode of Hey Arnold! and make a podcast about it.

These are their sleepover stories.

The Gerald Field Report is created by Thony Moore and Casey Hills. Like all of our shows it can be found at semiautomagicinc.com and at @TheGFReport.

Thony and Casey decided to watch every episode of Hey Arnold! and make a podcast about it.

These are their underground railroad stories.

The Gerald Field Report is created by Thony Moore and Casey Hills. Like all of our shows it can be found at semiautomagicinc.com and at @TheGFReport.

Thony and Casey decided to watch every episode of Hey Arnold! and at least one episode of Rugrats and make a podcast about it.

These are their holiday stories.

The Gerald Field Report is created by Thony Moore and Casey Hills. Like all of our shows it can be found at semiautomagicinc.com and at @TheGFReport.

Thony and Casey decided to watch every episode of Hey Arnold! and make a podcast about it.

These are their jellybean-factory-inheritance stories.

The Gerald Field Report is created by Thony Moore and Casey Hills. Like all of our shows it can be found at semiautomagicinc.com and at @TheGFReport.